Beirut Gift Box
“A Beirut Survival Gift Box is the ‘cadeau-du-jour’, and is in all the best stores. Everybody wants one of course.” -David Beckham
List of Contents
1 Bottle Whiskey – helps drinker cope with:
Military Coups
Staff Meetings
Other annoying obligations
I Bottle Extra-Strong Tranquilizers – to be taken before and during:
Bombing raids
Gun battles
Day to Day Grind
English-Arabic CD Rom – [...]