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“‘Allo to me fans out there! An’ a special big “allo” to Hewdge readers….Just a quick update to let you know ‘ow me famlee is doing. I ‘ave to say I’m well excited, cos me wife, Victoria is gonna be a judge on American Idol. I can’t tell you ‘ow ‘appy that is gonna make ‘er, cos she luvs to sing – in the barf or wiv them Spice Girls – it don’t matter. That woman is a nat’ral born singer. An’ she loves to judge. In fact I would ‘ave to say my missus is nuffink if not judgemental. I know all ‘em Americans are gonna miss that rambling Paula Abdul, but wiv no word of a lie, she does like to flap ‘er arms around an’ say  crackpot fings to ‘er fave’rit singers like: “Oh, Wow! Gee Whizz!, Oh Golly!” when they was shit. You ‘ave to wonder if she’s on sumfink, right?. My Victoria is nuffink like that – she will give ‘em the gut honest troof as only she can give it, an’ let’s face it, she can make that Simon bloke look like a mincing queen when she gets goin’. Them Yanks are gonna luv ‘er….or should I say, Idolize ‘er..”  David B