Since the news broke that American comedienne and icon, Ellen DeGeneres has been chosen to be the permanent judge on American Idol, reactions have been flooding in, not all of them positive. Click here to read the full story: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/ellen-degeneres-newamerican-idol-judge-1784719.html
Hewdge’s Helga Hewston takes the opportunity to interview David Beckham, perfume-pusher and devoted husband to one-time guest Idol judge, Victoria.
HH: David, how do you feel about the latest American Idol decision?
DB: I am well pissed off that me wife, an’ the muvva of me free kids, ain’t been picked te be the forf judge on Idol.
HH. Hmm….How do you think this decision came about?
DB: I fink it’s cos them Idol producers ain’t got their fingers on the pulse of the music biz. They fink they ‘ave……..but they ain’t.
HH: What does Victoria say?
DB: She gets out ‘er bottles of laxatives and asks: “Why wot’s ‘er name, fer gawd’s sake???!” She’s gutted, poor cow. ‘Ave yer tried my new perfume range?
HH: No. So how is Victoria now?
DB: You know sumfink? Me wife’s a lady froo and froo. She told me she don’t ‘old a grudge against that fat old tart…
HH. Indeed. What would you like to say to the new Idol judge, Ellen DeGeneres?
DB: I’d like te say: Look luv, if you ‘appen te find an ugly little wooden doll in yer dressing room, wiv pins stuck froo the ‘eart, don’t fink it’s sumfink to do wiv my Victoria, will yer?
HH: Have a good life, David….
David, David get over it mate. She had a stab at it and let’s face it David it was little more than a pin prick. Not funny, not interesting and definitely not worthy of another stab. Ellen? Well she irritates the hell out of me but that still beats being bored to death!
Helga, much as we love you here at gender reassignment, we don’t understand why you waste your talent on these utterly boring characters.
i won’t be interested in the beckhams until he checks in to gender re-assignment, or she gives birth to octuplets.
give us a break, helga, stick to interesting people like the jacksons & the bushes. why did jermaine jackson suddenly become jermaine friday? why didn’t he choose a muslim name?
and as i always ask you, in vain, what was mikaeel doing in bahrain?
and hasn’t anybody done an oral swab on those children yet?
Dr Giussi is BORED
Dr Giussi, I get it, but you must understand that David and Posh Beckham are international celebrities and fashion icons and will always be afforded a space on the Front page of Hewdge. Regarding your request for more MJ gossip, then I can assure you, that in future, you won’t be disappointed. For the moment, Hewdge is very tactfully giving the Jackson family time to grieve for the loss of their dear son, brother, father…Surely you understand that Dr Giussi, even at Gender Reassignment? Yours, Helga