What a Hewdge surprise! All this time, Michael Jackson had a secret sister named JohVonnie, who, according to the news media, was an ‘outcast’ and rejected by the Jackson clan. Read the full story here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/michael-jackson/6185704/Michael-Jacksons-secret-sister-JohVonnie-Jackson-says-she-was-rejected.html
Madame Gris-Gris, Haitian Celebrity and ‘Medium to the Stars’, sits down for a rare in-depth interview with Hewdge’s editor GG Qlarq, to talk about Michael Jackson’s moving communication from beyond the grave.
GG: Madame Gris-Gris, thank you for this interview
MGG: pas de tout, cher Gi-Gi, it is I who zank you!
GG: …yes, well, moving on…
Madame Gris-Gris, you claim that during your most recent trances, Michael Jackson has been communicating with you from the spirit world…What have you learned?
MGG: Michel ‘as told me many zings…many zings…
GG: for example…?
MGG: ….oui, oui, truly incredeeble zings!…By ze way, ‘ave you read my new book, ‘Chicken Blood for ze Soul’?
GG: No. Tell me about Michael’s secret sister. How does he feel about her?
MGG: cher GiGi, Michel is ‘aving ze good amusement in ze spirit world…
GG: …and this is because….?
MGG: crazee, bitchee people are zaying zat Michel is really alive and pretending to be JohVonnie – ‘EES OWN SISTER! Ha!
GG: I’m listening….
MGG: but zat ees une idee ridicule, n’est-ce pas? Vraiment, can you imagine for one second – Michel Jackson in ze drag, pretending to be a woman?!
GG: um….wonderful to talk to you Madame….
As a doctor of philosophy, I have to express my skepticism regarding this woman’s credibility. However, it is somewhat disappointing that Mr Qlarq did not ask the questions that are clearly burning a hole in my colleague Dr. Giussi’s mind – namely about Michael’s stay in Bahrain. A follow up maybe?
As a professional third tier channeler, that is someone who has passed over and channels for celebrities who have previously channeled by less competent earth-bound channelers, Michael has contacted me about his messages being twisted. First, he claims to have hung up immediately on Madame Gris-Gris. Second, the myth of the secret sister got started when Michael starting borrowing LaToya’s clothes.
Dear Madame Blavatasky
I can assure you, that at Hewdge, there is no room for rumours. I and my editor, GG Qlarq, have never heard of MJ dressing up in his sister LaToya’s clothes. Do you have any proof? Besides, everyone knows they wore different (dress) sizes…
And as for casting aspersions on Madame Gris-Gris’ special gift, why, she is a national treasure on her native island of Haiti!!
Yours,
Helga
Oh my god not another one!? Miss Blavatasky, there is only one way you can convince Dr. Giussi and myself that your border crossings are anything more than pathetic attention seeking! Ask what Michael Jackson got up to in Bahrain? Please!