Hewdge’s last article concerns Cuba’s strongman and former sex symbol Fidel Castro, who has sired more than 10 children by various women on the island, and whose prowess is the subject of a new book ‘Without Fidel’ by journalist Ann Bardach.
Click here for the full story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/6235286/Fidel-Castros-Cuba-full-of-his-offspring-after-years-of–womanising-by-El-Commandante.html
Not to be outdone by the revelations of a revolutionary, America’s own pouty-lipped producer of progeny, Nadia Sulaiman or ‘Octomom’, writes an open letter to Fidel.
Dear Fidel or ‘Faithful One’
Wow Commandante! It was fun reading about you and your ‘tribe’ of little ‘Fidelitos’. I hear Cuba has named a few cocktails in your honour – ‘Sex On The Bay Of Pigs Beach’ and ‘Cuba Libido’ immediately spring to mind…
We have so much in common! I too, am a celebrity tyrant and have a small tribe – actually, 14 offspring in total (according to my publicist)
Fidel, I need your advice: one of my volunteer nannies is a cute Cuban guy called Julio, who says I shouldn’t consider wearing my new Gap Che Guevara bikini at my next TV interview, until I get a full tummy-tuck. A tummy-tuck? How superficial!
Fidel, I know you’ve had a little surgery yourself recently, so think about it! Why should a media-star and national treasure like myself undergo a full tummy-tuck without getting breast implants, liposuction and a chemical peel? It doesn’t make sense. Are Cubans always this unreasonable?
Love,
Octomom
PS: How can I be more like you and get entire countries to donate to me?
WELL DR PHIL seems to have taken Nadya under his wing, and i don’t mind. she’s box-office.
and not uninteresting. i just can’t keep my eyes of that lip.
and did u notice how it twitched when phil asked her if the octu’s had the same sperm donor as the other 6?
she said yes, but didn’t want to reveal more.
and it got me wondering – u know what a curious creature i am, Helga – We hear so much about what comes OUT of Ms suleiman, but not a word about what goes IN.
phil asked her if she was considering acquiring a male role model for the children, and she got all schoolgirlish again, like a Phelps daughter.
Of course she was not thinking of men!
it would be irresponsible.
i do wish HEWDGE could afford real reporters, to send in and really dig up the shit, photos and all.
you know Helga, i’ve been waiting and hoping in vain for an in-depth – or even superficial – report on Condi Rice’s sexual profile for a decade now.
not a peep.
bill clinton should have used her security team.
Well I won’t speculate, because, as u know Helga, i NEVER gossip. even if i occasionally exchange information with my voracious colleague Dr Grisi, here at G.R.
today he told me that they’ve just caught another priest at a canadian airport, with a laptop full of kiddie-porn.
which reminds me: i hope u saw the spider on the pope. i assumed it was a pet, but they said they didn’t know each other. do u believe it?