Mayor who stole women’s underwear jailed
A mayor who got his ‘’sexual kicks” by sneaking into bedrooms to steal women’s underwear has been jailed for two years after he was caught out by a secret camera.
Ian Stafford, 59, was a church-goer and highly respected member of the community and Mayor of Preesall in Lancashire before his ”bluntly revolting” behaviour was uncovered, Preston Crown Court heard.
A part-time handyman and gardener, he had been employed for years by some of his victims who trusted him with keys to their homes.
But while alone Stafford, a bachelor, would creep into their bedrooms, rifle through underwear draws and masturbate before replacing the knickers and also stealing some of the garments.
One suspicious homeowner who began to notice the thefts then planted hidden cameras – which captured one episode with Stafford in the bedroom naked from the waste down acting out his fantasy, the court was told. Read the full story here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lancashire/8501032.stm
David Beckham, Footballer & Professional Underwear Model Comments:
I reely feel fer them victims of this NICKER-FIEF!
I ask yer, wot the bleedin’ ‘ell is up wiv this bloke??! It ain’t normawl. Okay, ‘ee don’t ‘ave no wife like my Victoria te keep ‘im ‘appy, but ‘ee could go wiv wun of them laydees wot gets paid, right?
I fink ponsin’ around an’ steelin’ nickers from yer girlie-mates ‘as gotta be a step down, innit? I ain’t got no simpa-fee!
Wot can yer do wiv this ‘ere dick-’ead? Fer starters, ‘ee needs a shrink, and that ain’t a lie! ‘Ee needs FERAPEE big-time, an’ maybee ‘ee can leed a normawl life wiv a lady wot appree-shee-aytes ‘im.
Wot I would say to this paffetick git is: Look mate, you ain’t the best lookin’ geezer in the yooniverse, but yoos could learn to keep yer kinks to yerself an’ maybee get a decent job modelin’ nickers like wot me an me wife Victoria doo.
Yer know it makes sense, yer sad tosser!
Do we have to read such inane DRIVEL on this website?
Really….do we care about what that prat David Beckham has to say about another prat who looks like he just landed with the first Martian invasion? Gee, surely, there are other subjects to write about!
Listen Helga and GG, do us all a favour and get some good articles about some REAL losers…
B. McFertif
Dear B McFertif
Thank you dear for your comment. Yes, David does get a little carried away, but who are we to deny his zeal?
Knickers mean a lot to him, especially the Armani brand. Personally, I found your remark about the ex-mayor’s appearance offensive..he can’t help his looks, but he can help what he does with his friends’ knickers, and therein lies the impetus for the article. Can physiological handicaps influence behaviour? Does being deficient in the looks department force one to steal underwear? These are big issues…
Please enlighten us Miss McFertif! Which “other losers” would you like to read about? Can’t wait for Helga to oblige. Personally I find a nicker nicking nitwit a blast.
Dear T. Rouble
Thank you for your comment. We at Hewdge also think the knicker-nicker story is worthy of our popular blog. The public has a right to know about all sorts of tossers, sad or otherwise!
@ T. Rouble
Why do you assume I’m a Miss? Did you give that much thought? I thought not…
Oh oke, I do apologize sir. It was never my intention to hurt your feelings. But please name us some REAL losers. Can’t wait to see your list.