Guru Baba Ramdev, our favourite Hindu Swami, who believes that Pranayama Yoga is the natural cure for all physical and mental ailments, offers free advice to the world on St Valentine’s Day.
Namaste dear cupid fellows and nice ladies! We are over joyful on this very day of the naked god-child shooting arrows through our 4th chakra. Everywhere you are seeing red and also we can say that the practice of ‘praanaayaama’ and ‘pratyaahaara’ yoga and diet is existing for providing health benefits for all peoples who are being in love.
Yes, it is truly that I am curing acne, that dastardly scourge of AIDS and even more than above – through breathing and yoga – I am curing most scallywag men who are being intimate in the manly way. Yes, yoga is relieving these naughty practices with much beneficials.
On this Valentine holy day, I am not taking Rupees to addition my Swiss balance. No, it’s the other hand! I am giving life lessons for higher spiritual purpose. Love on this very day is being a huge uplift if you are practicing through the Vedic science of yoga. Therefore, I am pleading you to be getting your assanas over to my Ayurvedic Centre and being in love to all nice peoples. This is making romancing truly!
Namaste,
Swami Baba Ramdev
Calcutta
Wow Swami!! Namaste yourself! Are you saying that with yoga love conquers all? What ARE you saying actually? It’s kind of hard to understand you..
Hewdge – have you no respect for this obviously spiritual man who has dedicated his life to helping others? I feel this article is making a mockery of his deeds, words and even his accent. Shame on you! Read about Swami Baba’s selfless life at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swami_Ramdev
Dear Dannyboy
While we at Hewdge try to take the best that Swami Baba Ramdev has to offer in terms of spiritual guidance, we find his stance on homosexuality to be a bit dodgy. In light of this, we feel the Swami is fair game for mockery. In July 2009, in the wake of the Delhi High Court decriminalizing homosexuality in India, Ramdev told the press that homosexuals were sick people and should be sent to hospitals for treatment.
Ramdev, we love you but stick to yoga, Oh Enlightened One!! HH
Oh, Dannyboy…
Thanks for the wiki link. so lets see:
they have him for unlawful manufacturing practices, claiming to cure aids and cancer, and failing to pay minimum wage, and he’s a rabid homophobe.
This religious whack job needs a a haircut, and a freekin job.
Namaste Dannyboy
I am thanking you to the bottom of my chakras for understanding my truly path is not easy at following…no indeed! Many rapscallions are thinking I am pursuing material bullion but I am not being full of greediness! This you can believe in reality.
Dearest Mr Hump, you are sounding very bitterest and angry man and a not-believing man who is bereft of yoga practicing. I am saying to the world and throughout many peoples that breathing the praanaayaama ways is to cure imminently the building-up of iniquities and ailments scourging us mankind. Un-manly intimate ying-men are interfering with the karmic laws of this very universe fabric but togetherness as a one faith we are being able to overcoming this darkness. I am thanking you humbly.
Namaste,
Baba Ramdev