Nadya Suleman, the fertile and fast-talking Octomom, has been busy. Last month, she appeared on TV show, The View, where she revealed that she might even want another baby, “someday far, far, far, far in the future … if I meet somebody.”
She has also been having trouble raising the $450,000 needed to pay off her mortgage. What’s a gal to do? Enter Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment, one of the world’s largest purveyors of adult films, who announced last week that his company would pay off Nadya’s mortgage if she would make a porn film.
At the same time, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has approached her with a slightly more modest offer – $5,000 to put a sign in her front yard proclaiming, “Don’t Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom. Always Spay or Neuter.”
As an added incentive, the animal rights organization said it would throw in a month’s supply of veggie burgers and veggie hot dogs for the fecund female and her 14 children, who range in age from 1 to 8.
Read the full story here: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100325/ap_on_bi_ge/us_octuplets
Helga Hewston, roving reporter for Hewdge, caught up with Nadya Suleman at her home in California, where she agreed to an in-depth interview
Helga: Nadya, how did you first hear about PETA’s spaying and neutering campaign?
Nadya: Ok, well, one of my vol… …oh ferchrissakes, hang on….one of the kids is escaping….oh yep, number twelve…Get the f*** back here, ya little brat!! As I was saying, one of my volunteers told me about PETA.
Helga: Go on…
Nadya: Yeah, right now, I have lots of offers coming my way…Hey you! Kid! Get back here! Whatever the hell your number is!! As well as PETA, I’ve had another offer to star in an adult movie. Cool huh? Did you see me on The View last month?
Helga: No. Were you ever an animal rights activist?
Nadya: Ha! Take a look around honey…this place is a ZOO!
Helga: Don’t call me honey. So what will you do with your fees from PETA?
Nadya: You know….it’s a question that gives me sleepless nights. Should I have the full tummy tuck or should I just work on the boobs? It’s a BIG decision…if you know what I mean… Oh shit!…hang on…..OH NO!!!!!!
Helga: ….hmm…don’t tell me….another one of your 14 kids trying to escape?
Nadya: Hell no!…MUCH worse – a volunteer trying to escape!
Helga: Nadya, you never disappoint. Go for the spaying dear…er…the campaign I mean…
Well, Helga, you landed the interview of the week with the Queen Termite, didn’t you? I am SHOCKED that she has indicated she wants another “brat”, as she calls them. That woman can hardly count, let alone remember her kids’ names!
I am mortified….mortified, that this lady should even consider working in an ‘adult’ movie. Motherhood should be revered and applauded. The Church would love to help finance her mortgage but alas, we have other expenses right now…..also to do with children.
By the way, where exactly will the movie be playing?
Now THAT was priceless!!! Kudos!