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The Vatican has been rocked by a sex scandal reaching into Pope Benedict’s household after a chorister was sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.

Angelo Balducci, a Gentleman of His Holiness, was caught by police on a wiretap allegedly negotiating with Thomas Chinedu Ehiem, a 29-year-old Vatican chorister, over the specific physical details of men he wanted brought to him. Transcripts in the possession of the Guardian suggest that numerous men may have been procured for Balducci, at least one of whom was studying for the priesthood.

The explosive claims about Balducci’s private life have caused grave embarrassment to the Vatican, which has yet to publicly comment on the affair. While Catholicism does not condemn homosexuality outright, its teaching is that homosexual acts “are intrinsically disordered”.

For the full sordid story, click here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/04/vatican-gay-sex-scandal

Madame Gris-Gris, Clairvoyant and ‘Ghost-Whisperer’ to the Stars, speaks out against the latest Vatican sex scandal through the spirit of the Catholic Church’s most beloved and revered Pope and Wannabee Saint, John Paul 11.

I, Madame Gris-Gris, will now channel ‘iz ‘oliness John Paul Deux…..but be patient, mes amis….ze spirits take zeir time…..ooh, attend! eet iz commencing…..ee iz coming….oooh….

“Mes enfants, zis is is an ‘appening terrible – un incident encroyable! Muzza Church, she eez in pain like our Lord Jesus on ze cross! Vraiment, c’est le straw dernier!!
Iz eet not suffit zat I ‘ave flagellated moi-meme everee day while in ze Vatican? And maintenant, do I ‘ave to utilizer ze ‘Belt’ encore un fois? ‘Ow much can a spirit take? From ze grave, I reach out to tell you zat zings must retournez to ‘ow zey were before zis scandal ‘appened. Back zen, all we ‘ad to deal wiz was the petits cases d’abuses and ze priests ‘oo ‘ave ze marriage in ze secret.  Zees were ze days!  Amateurs!!”