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Entries from April 12th, 2010

Beware of Men In Dresses

April 12th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Celebrity, Drag-Queens, Religion

Beware of men in dresses
Who feel the need to pray
EXCEPT those wearing make-up
(Or, if they happen to be gay!)
Avoid all men in dresses
Unless they are in Drag
And mince around in high heels
and call themselves a ‘Fag’
Steer clear of men in dresses
Meaning Clergymen, not Lay
They wear gowns whose very fabric
Society should FRAY!
Run a mile from men [...]

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Easter Dream

April 2nd, 2010 · 5 Comments · Poetic Licence, Religion, Uncategorized

Let me be your Easter Egg
Let me be your Easter Egg
Roll me over – watch me beg

Wrap me, race me, tap me, chase me
Use your paintbrush to deface me
Let me be your Easter gift
Your springtime chocoholic lift
Put me in a cardboard case
Hide me in a secret place
Let me be your Easter thrill
A giant chocolate-coated pill
Boil [...]

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