Comments on: Easter Dream

By: Tom Cruise (Level VII Thetan)

Tom Cruise (Level VII Thetan) — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:30:47 +0000

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By: Octomom

Octomom — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:26:33 +0000

Um…..can I freeze my Easter eggs?

By: Hump

Hump — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:15:43 +0000

BTW, evidence egg-zists that Jebus was not crucified, but poached and served with hollandaise sauce on a bed of matzoh.

You think the pope is named BENNEDICT by coincidence?? I don’t freekin think so.

By: Hump

Hump — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:13:28 +0000

Uh…I am strangely aroused by that poem.

I don’t know whether to go molest my wife, or eat a pound of Cadburys.

By: Cardinal Gustavo Porchi

Cardinal Gustavo Porchi — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:04:24 +0000

This ‘poem’ is not in accordance with the solemnity of Easter, and as such, I must object to the suggestive, even flippant, nature of its verse. Easter is a time when all Christians come together to celebrate the death and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ. Really! To write about an egg being ‘crucified’ is outrageous. Cruci-FRIED maybe…