Behold the thatch we call his hair!
The orange face, the deadeye stare
We’ll add small hands, large paunch, long tie
Plus, a great capacity to lie!
Let’s make him petty, unaware
Let’s make him tweet without a care,
Herr Frankenstein, we’re almost there!
Herr Frankenstein, our cunning plan
To pass this monster off as man
Requires more flab, a deeper tan!
Let’s make him racist, glib and crude
A bully of great magnitude
He must appear as Superman
To NRA and Ku Klux Klan
Herr Frankenstein, this is the plan!
Herr Frankenstein, our man’s complete
This monstrous engineering feat
Claims rules and laws are obsolete
He wages trade wars round the globe
And rails against the Russia probe
The world’s most oddly coiffed Deadbeat
faux family man, who lives to cheat
Herr Frankenstein, our task’s complete!