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Snubbed ‘Prince’ Causes Gays To Mass En Masse: David Beckham ‘Orrified’

March 1st, 2010 · 3 Comments · Celebrity, Rants, Religion, The Beckhams

A priest’s refusal to grant communion to a gay man has led to uproar in the Catholic south of the Netherlands. A multitude of gay men now look set to descend on Sunday mass in the city of Den Bosch.
Prince Gijs is no ordinary royal. His reign only lasted three days and his [...]

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Jesus Was Gay, Says Elton John

February 26th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Celebrity, Religion

Pop Star Elton thinks Jesus was gay

In a magazine interview, he said: “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems.
“On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving.”

The 62-year-old also confessed that fame has [...]

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Beatles’ Drummer Ringo: ‘I have found God’

February 8th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Celebrity, Religion

Ringo Starr, the Beatles’ drummer, has admitted he has “found God” after taking what he described as a winding life of enlightenment.

The reformed rock legend, who turns 70 in July, admitted he had lost his way when he was younger, first as a Beatle then later after the [...]

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December 15th, 2009 · No Comments · Arts and Culture, Celebrity, The Beckhams, Wonderful

Paul Daniels, the television magician, stripped down to his underwear to parody one of David Beckham’s risqué adverts for Emporio Armani.

via www.telegraph.co.uk

Photo: Bauer Media

The 71-year-old adopted the provocative pose in a spoof photoshoot for the women’s magazine Closer.
The magician even copied the England footballer’s distinctive tattoos, [...]

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David Beckham “Pissed Off” At Dad Who Spoke Only Klingon To Baby Son

November 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · America, Arts and Culture, Celebrity, The Beckhams, X-files

Our regular contributor, David Beckham, media darling, devoted ‘usband an’ farva of free’, reacts harshly this week to a recent article found on the American blog-site, the Huffington Post.
The disturbing but true story, tells of a linguist father, d’Armond Speers, who spoke to his baby son only in Klingon (’tlhIngan Hol‘ in Klingon) for the [...]

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David Beckham Speaks Out On Healthy Clothing

October 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Arts and Culture, Celebrity, The Beckhams, Uncategorized

Dear Hewdge readers
The H1N1 strain of influenza is in the air. Not to alarm you of course, just our way of saying that it’s a hot topic….erm, not in a fever sense naturally, but in a ‘vaccine is ready’ sense.
Yes, everyone is talking about the newly-tested vaccine…should they or shouldn’t they take it? A big [...]

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Snoop Dogg Attacks Berlusconi Over Obama ‘Tan’ Remark

September 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Rants, politics

Hewdge has been following the outpouring of irritation at Italian Prime Minister Sylvio Berlusconi’s latest gaffe, where he once again refers to US President Obama’s ‘tan’.
Read the full and unbelievable story here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/28/obama-tan-berlusconi
Among the most offended of Obama’s fans is gangsta rapper, Snoop Dogg, who you may remember, visited Beirut only a few weeks [...]

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Berlusconi Refers To Obama’s Tan – Again!

September 29th, 2009 · No Comments · America, Celebrity, politics

Obama’s wife Michelle also called ‘tanned’ by Berlusconi in latest gaffe at rally of conservative supporters
www.guardian.co.uk

Barack Obama with his wife, Michelle, as they greet Silvio Berlusconi at the G20 dinner in Pittsburgh last week. Photograph: Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images
The Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, has repeated his reference to Barack Obama’s “tan” – and this [...]

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Great Breeders Of The West – Fidel vs Nadia

September 27th, 2009 · 1 Comment · America, Celebrity, politics

Hewdge’s last article concerns Cuba’s strongman and former sex symbol Fidel Castro, who has sired more than 10 children by various women on the island, and whose prowess is the subject of a new book ‘Without Fidel’ by journalist Ann Bardach.
Click here for the full story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/6235286/Fidel-Castros-Cuba-full-of-his-offspring-after-years-of–womanising-by-El-Commandante.html
Not to be outdone by the revelations of [...]

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Castro’s Cuba Full Of His Offspring After Years Of Womanising

September 27th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Celebrity, politics

Fidel Castro, Cuba’s long-standing dictator, has fathered at least 10 children by a string of women, according to a new book.

By Philip Hart

The Cuban leader with female admirers in New York, 1959 Photo: GETTY

Fidel Castro is renowned in Cuba for his verbosity and longevity. But his long-suffering compatriots know [...]

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