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Great Breeders Of The West – Fidel vs Nadia

September 27th, 2009 · 1 Comment · America, Celebrity, politics

Hewdge’s last article concerns Cuba’s strongman and former sex symbol Fidel Castro, who has sired more than 10 children by various women on the island, and whose prowess is the subject of a new book ‘Without Fidel’ by journalist Ann Bardach.
Click here for the full story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/6235286/Fidel-Castros-Cuba-full-of-his-offspring-after-years-of–womanising-by-El-Commandante.html
Not to be outdone by the revelations of [...]

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Castro’s Cuba Full Of His Offspring After Years Of Womanising

September 27th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Celebrity, politics

Fidel Castro, Cuba’s long-standing dictator, has fathered at least 10 children by a string of women, according to a new book.

By Philip Hart

The Cuban leader with female admirers in New York, 1959 Photo: GETTY

Fidel Castro is renowned in Cuba for his verbosity and longevity. But his long-suffering compatriots know [...]

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Madame Gris-Gris Reveals Why Michael Is Happy In The Spirit World

September 18th, 2009 · 4 Comments · America, Celebrity, Michael Jackson

What a Hewdge surprise! All this time, Michael Jackson had a secret sister named JohVonnie, who, according to the news media, was an ‘outcast’ and rejected by the Jackson clan. Read the full story here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/michael-jackson/6185704/Michael-Jacksons-secret-sister-JohVonnie-Jackson-says-she-was-rejected.html
Madame Gris-Gris, Haitian Celebrity and ‘Medium to the Stars’, sits down for a rare in-depth interview with Hewdge’s editor GG [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Secret Sister Claims She Was Treated As ‘Outcast’ By Jackson Clan

September 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Celebrity, Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson’s secret sister, JohVonnie Jackson, has claimed she was rejected by the famous family for 35 years.

By Urmee Khan via www.telegraph.co.uk

Michael Jackson’s secret sister, JohVonnie Jackson, has spoken of how she was rejected by the famous family for 35 years. Photo: AP

JohVonnie Jackson was born during a 25 year old affair [...]

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Is Sir Elton John Too Old And Too Gay To Adopt?

September 16th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Michael Jackson, Opinion, Religion, drugs

Sir Elton John, short, flamboyant superstar and devoted husband to Canadian film maker David Furnish, is disappointed that his initial bid to adopt a Ukrainian infant has been rejected. Click here to read the full story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/14/elton-john-deemed-too-old_n_285667.html
Hewdge has taken this opportunity to publish three letters to Elton (from Tom Cruise, Madame Gris-Gris – Medium [...]

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David Beckham: Posh Pissed At ‘Idol’ Judge Choice

September 14th, 2009 · 3 Comments · America, Celebrity, The Beckhams

Since the news broke that American comedienne and icon, Ellen DeGeneres has been chosen to be the permanent judge on American Idol, reactions have been flooding in, not all of them positive. Click here to read the full story: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/ellen-degeneres-newamerican-idol-judge-1784719.html

Hewdge’s Helga Hewston takes the opportunity to interview David Beckham, perfume-pusher and devoted husband to [...]

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Cardinal Defends Italian Prime Minister’s Decision To Sue Call Girl

September 12th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Opinion, Religion, Uncategorized, politics

Dear Readers
Hewdge is sometimes the only true sanctuary that a person of consequence might flee to when avoiding the savage glare of the international media spotlight. In the case of Italy’s prime minister, Sylvio Berlusconi, who has been accused of sleeping with prostitutes and even of being a sex addict, the Italian press has rendered [...]

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Silvio Berlusconi Threatens To Sue Call Girl

September 11th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, politics

By Nick Squires via www.telegraph.co.uk
Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian prime minister, is considering legal action against a high-class escort girl, accusing her of “attacking” his reputation by claiming to have had sex with him.

Patrizia D’Addario, 42, a prostitute from Bari in southern Italy, claims she secretly taped Mr Berlusconi during a night [...]

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Guru Behind Scottish Yoga Centre Receives Letter From Indignant Tom Cruise

September 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Celebrity, Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Hewdge, as usual, has been swamped with letters concerning  our latest article about controversial Indian guru, Swami Baba Ramdev, who plans to open a yoga centre on the remote Scottish island of Little Cumbrae. The hirsute swami claims that, among other things, Pranayama Yoga can cure acne, Alzheimer’s and..um..being gay. Click here to read the [...]

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A Short Speech, Mr Sarkozy?

September 7th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Celebrity

Twenty short people were ordered to stand behind French President Nicolas Sarkozy to make him look taller while delivering a televised speech.

By Peter Allen in Paris

Sarkozy: The extraordinary scene unfolded at the Faurecia motor technology plant in Caligny, south of Caen, in Normandy, last Thursday. Photo: AFP

They were bused in after being “vetted” by [...]

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