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		<title>Beware of Men In Dresses</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>helga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beware of men in dresses
Who feel the need to pray
EXCEPT those wearing make-up
(Or, if they happen to be gay!)
Avoid all men in dresses
Unless they are in Drag
And mince around in high heels
and call themselves a &#8216;Fag&#8217;
Steer clear of men in dresses
Meaning Clergymen, not Lay
They wear gowns whose very fabric
Society should FRAY!
Run a mile from men [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2169" title="the-pope" src="http://www.hewdge.com/wp-content/uploads/the-pope1.jpg" alt="the-pope" width="402" height="268" />Beware of men in dresses</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Who feel the need to pray</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">EXCEPT those wearing make-up</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">(Or, if they happen to be gay!)</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Avoid all men in dresses</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Unless they are in Drag</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">And mince around in high heels</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">and call themselves a &#8216;Fag&#8217;</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Steer clear of men in dresses</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Meaning Clergymen, not Lay</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">They wear gowns whose very fabric</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Society should FRAY!</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Run a mile from men in long frocks</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Be they Bishops, Priests or Popes</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">UNLESS they are Cross-Dressers</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">and act in Prime-time Soaps</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">If a man <span style="text-decoration: underline;">you</span> know wears dresses</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">UNFROCK him! Bid Goodbye!</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">&#8216;Cos if he&#8217;s not a Queen or Tranny</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Then I fear…..the END is NIGH&#8230;.</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Helga Hewston</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><strong>London, England (CNN)</strong> &#8212; Gay rights groups have expressed outrage over comments made by a senior Vatican official linking homosexuality to child abuse.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, who also serves as the Vatican&#8217;s Secretary of State, made the comment during a news conference while on an official visit to Chile.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">&#8220;Many psychologists, many psychiatrists have demonstrated that there is no relationship between celibacy and pedophilia but many others have demonstrated, I was told recently, that there is a relationship between homosexuality and pedophilia,&#8221; he said.</span></span></p>
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		<title>&#8220;Amsterdam Cesspool of Corruption and Crime&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>helga</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s immoral &#8211; it&#8217;s anarchy!&#8221; That&#8217;s what Fox News is saying about Amsterdam. For full story, go to Helga&#8217;s Diary
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