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Vatican Hit By Gay Sex Scandal – Madame Gris-Gris Channels Pope John Paul 11

March 7th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Vatican chorister sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for papal gentleman-in-waiting

Pope Benedict XVI greets cardinals in the Clementine Hall at the Vatican. Photograph: Max Rossi/AFP/Getty Images
The Vatican has been rocked by a sex scandal reaching into Pope Benedict’s household after a chorister was sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.
Angelo Balducci, a [...]

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Snubbed ‘Prince’ Causes Gays To Mass En Masse: David Beckham ‘Orrified’

March 1st, 2010 · 1 Comment · Celebrity, Rants, Religion, The Beckhams

A priest’s refusal to grant communion to a gay man has led to uproar in the Catholic south of the Netherlands. A multitude of gay men now look set to descend on Sunday mass in the city of Den Bosch.
Prince Gijs is no ordinary royal. His reign only lasted three days and his [...]

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Yoga Valentine Message From Swami Ramdev

February 13th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Guru Baba Ramdev, our favourite Hindu Swami, who believes that Pranayama Yoga is the natural cure for all physical and mental ailments, offers free advice to the world on St Valentine’s Day.
Namaste dear cupid fellows and nice ladies! We are over joyful on this very day of the naked god-child shooting arrows through our 4th [...]

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Beckham: UK Major Who Steals Women’s Underwear ‘Sad Tosser’

February 6th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Rants, The Beckhams, Uncategorized, Weird

Mayor who stole women’s underwear jailed
A mayor who got his ‘’sexual kicks” by sneaking into bedrooms to steal women’s underwear has been jailed for two years after he was caught out by a secret camera.

Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: [...]

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Controversial Billboard of Joseph & Mary In Bed: God ‘A Hard Act To Follow’

December 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Rants, Religion

Read the full story here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/17/joseph-mary-billboard-god-is-a-hard-act-to-follow_n_395343.html

WELLINGTON, New Zealand — A billboard at a New Zealand church depicting a downcast Joseph lying beside Mary in bed and the heading “God is a hard act to follow” provoked more than the intended reconsideration of the meaning of Christmas.
The sign was defaced by a paint-wielding vandal just [...]

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Snoop Dogg Attacks Berlusconi Over Obama ‘Tan’ Remark

September 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Rants, politics

Hewdge has been following the outpouring of irritation at Italian Prime Minister Sylvio Berlusconi’s latest gaffe, where he once again refers to US President Obama’s ‘tan’.
Read the full and unbelievable story here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/28/obama-tan-berlusconi
Among the most offended of Obama’s fans is gangsta rapper, Snoop Dogg, who you may remember, visited Beirut only a few weeks [...]

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Swami Baba Gives Advice On How To Curb Commuter Gropers

September 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · Rants, Religion, Uncategorized, Weird

The latest article posted by Hewdge, about commuter gropers on Tokyo’s subway system, has prompted a piece of advice by Swami Baba Ramdev, an Indian guru who believes that all ailments, including acne and ‘gayness’ can be cured by Pranayama Yoga.
In Tokyo, being groped on the subway has become such a problem for young women, [...]

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Guru Behind Scottish Yoga Centre Receives Letter From Indignant Tom Cruise

September 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Celebrity, Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Hewdge, as usual, has been swamped with letters concerning  our latest article about controversial Indian guru, Swami Baba Ramdev, who plans to open a yoga centre on the remote Scottish island of Little Cumbrae. The hirsute swami claims that, among other things, Pranayama Yoga can cure acne, Alzheimer’s and..um..being gay. Click here to read the [...]

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‘Left-Behind’ Pet Article Sparks Debate Among Evangelists

August 31st, 2009 · 2 Comments · Opinion, Rants, Religion

By GG Qlarq
The Hewdge article about a group of atheist animal lovers, who for a fee, promise to look after any ‘left-behind’ pets, after their Christian owners have been taken up to heaven or “raptured”, has sparked a firestorm of debate among our evangelical readers

The article, posted on Saturday, features the American website: http://www.eternal-earthbound-pets.com [...]

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