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Beware of Men In Dresses

April 12th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Celebrity, Drag-Queens, Religion

Beware of men in dresses
Who feel the need to pray
EXCEPT those wearing make-up
(Or, if they happen to be gay!)
Avoid all men in dresses
Unless they are in Drag
And mince around in high heels
and call themselves a ‘Fag’
Steer clear of men in dresses
Meaning Clergymen, not Lay
They wear gowns whose very fabric
Society should FRAY!
Run a mile from men [...]

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Easter Dream

April 2nd, 2010 · 5 Comments · Poetic Licence, Religion, Uncategorized

Let me be your Easter Egg
Let me be your Easter Egg
Roll me over – watch me beg

Wrap me, race me, tap me, chase me
Use your paintbrush to deface me
Let me be your Easter gift
Your springtime chocoholic lift
Put me in a cardboard case
Hide me in a secret place
Let me be your Easter thrill
A giant chocolate-coated pill
Boil [...]

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Vatican Hit By Gay Sex Scandal – Madame Gris-Gris Channels Pope John Paul 11

March 7th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Vatican chorister sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for papal gentleman-in-waiting

Pope Benedict XVI greets cardinals in the Clementine Hall at the Vatican. Photograph: Max Rossi/AFP/Getty Images
The Vatican has been rocked by a sex scandal reaching into Pope Benedict’s household after a chorister was sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.
Angelo Balducci, a [...]

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Snubbed ‘Prince’ Causes Gays To Mass En Masse: David Beckham ‘Orrified’

March 1st, 2010 · 3 Comments · Celebrity, Rants, Religion, The Beckhams

A priest’s refusal to grant communion to a gay man has led to uproar in the Catholic south of the Netherlands. A multitude of gay men now look set to descend on Sunday mass in the city of Den Bosch.
Prince Gijs is no ordinary royal. His reign only lasted three days and his [...]

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Jesus Was Gay, Says Elton John

February 26th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Celebrity, Religion

Pop Star Elton thinks Jesus was gay

In a magazine interview, he said: “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems.
“On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving.”

The 62-year-old also confessed that fame has [...]

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Yoga Valentine Message From Swami Ramdev

February 13th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Guru Baba Ramdev, our favourite Hindu Swami, who believes that Pranayama Yoga is the natural cure for all physical and mental ailments, offers free advice to the world on St Valentine’s Day.
Namaste dear cupid fellows and nice ladies! We are over joyful on this very day of the naked god-child shooting arrows through our 4th [...]

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Beatles’ Drummer Ringo: ‘I have found God’

February 8th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Celebrity, Religion

Ringo Starr, the Beatles’ drummer, has admitted he has “found God” after taking what he described as a winding life of enlightenment.

The reformed rock legend, who turns 70 in July, admitted he had lost his way when he was younger, first as a Beatle then later after the [...]

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Controversial Billboard of Joseph & Mary In Bed: God ‘A Hard Act To Follow’

December 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Rants, Religion

Read the full story here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/17/joseph-mary-billboard-god-is-a-hard-act-to-follow_n_395343.html

WELLINGTON, New Zealand — A billboard at a New Zealand church depicting a downcast Joseph lying beside Mary in bed and the heading “God is a hard act to follow” provoked more than the intended reconsideration of the meaning of Christmas.
The sign was defaced by a paint-wielding vandal just [...]

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Pacific Island Tribe Apologises For Eating British Missionaries

December 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Arts and Culture, Religion, Weird, Wonderful

Helga Hewston, roving reporter for Hewdge, writes in from the tiny Pacific island of Erromango, now part of Vanuatu, where recently, the descendants of a British missionary have received a personal apology from the islanders, for having killed and eaten their ancestor, John Williams, as well as fellow missionary, John Harris. Read the full story [...]

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Swami Baba Gives Advice On How To Curb Commuter Gropers

September 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · Rants, Religion, Uncategorized, Weird

The latest article posted by Hewdge, about commuter gropers on Tokyo’s subway system, has prompted a piece of advice by Swami Baba Ramdev, an Indian guru who believes that all ailments, including acne and ‘gayness’ can be cured by Pranayama Yoga.
In Tokyo, being groped on the subway has become such a problem for young women, [...]

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