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Snubbed ‘Prince’ Causes Gays To Mass En Masse: David Beckham ‘Orrified’

March 1st, 2010 · 3 Comments · Celebrity, Rants, Religion, The Beckhams

A priest’s refusal to grant communion to a gay man has led to uproar in the Catholic south of the Netherlands. A multitude of gay men now look set to descend on Sunday mass in the city of Den Bosch.
Prince Gijs is no ordinary royal. His reign only lasted three days and his [...]

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Beckham: UK Major Who Steals Women’s Underwear ‘Sad Tosser’

February 6th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Rants, The Beckhams, Uncategorized, Weird

Mayor who stole women’s underwear jailed
A mayor who got his ‘’sexual kicks” by sneaking into bedrooms to steal women’s underwear has been jailed for two years after he was caught out by a secret camera.

Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: [...]

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December 15th, 2009 · No Comments · Arts and Culture, Celebrity, The Beckhams, Wonderful

Paul Daniels, the television magician, stripped down to his underwear to parody one of David Beckham’s risqué adverts for Emporio Armani.

via www.telegraph.co.uk

Photo: Bauer Media

The 71-year-old adopted the provocative pose in a spoof photoshoot for the women’s magazine Closer.
The magician even copied the England footballer’s distinctive tattoos, [...]

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David Beckham “Pissed Off” At Dad Who Spoke Only Klingon To Baby Son

November 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · America, Arts and Culture, Celebrity, The Beckhams, X-files

Our regular contributor, David Beckham, media darling, devoted ‘usband an’ farva of free’, reacts harshly this week to a recent article found on the American blog-site, the Huffington Post.
The disturbing but true story, tells of a linguist father, d’Armond Speers, who spoke to his baby son only in Klingon (’tlhIngan Hol‘ in Klingon) for the [...]

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David Beckham Speaks Out On Healthy Clothing

October 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Arts and Culture, Celebrity, The Beckhams, Uncategorized

Dear Hewdge readers
The H1N1 strain of influenza is in the air. Not to alarm you of course, just our way of saying that it’s a hot topic….erm, not in a fever sense naturally, but in a ‘vaccine is ready’ sense.
Yes, everyone is talking about the newly-tested vaccine…should they or shouldn’t they take it? A big [...]

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David Beckham: Posh Pissed At ‘Idol’ Judge Choice

September 14th, 2009 · 3 Comments · America, Celebrity, The Beckhams

Since the news broke that American comedienne and icon, Ellen DeGeneres has been chosen to be the permanent judge on American Idol, reactions have been flooding in, not all of them positive. Click here to read the full story: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/ellen-degeneres-newamerican-idol-judge-1784719.html

Hewdge’s Helga Hewston takes the opportunity to interview David Beckham, perfume-pusher and devoted husband to [...]

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Why Do Some Brits Fail In America? Posh Responds

August 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Celebrity, The Beckhams, Uncategorized

Victoria Beckham, wife, mother and controlled eater, responds to critics’ claims that some Brits are failing in America (see previous article below)

Why do some Brits fail in America? Well, I don’t  fink they do fail. Jus cos my David ‘as been ‘aving an ‘ard time in LA lately, it don’t mean that we’re failures. Jus [...]

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