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Vatican Hit By Gay Sex Scandal – Madame Gris-Gris Channels Pope John Paul 11

March 7th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Vatican chorister sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for papal gentleman-in-waiting

Pope Benedict XVI greets cardinals in the Clementine Hall at the Vatican. Photograph: Max Rossi/AFP/Getty Images
The Vatican has been rocked by a sex scandal reaching into Pope Benedict’s household after a chorister was sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.
Angelo Balducci, a [...]

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Yoga Valentine Message From Swami Ramdev

February 13th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Guru Baba Ramdev, our favourite Hindu Swami, who believes that Pranayama Yoga is the natural cure for all physical and mental ailments, offers free advice to the world on St Valentine’s Day.
Namaste dear cupid fellows and nice ladies! We are over joyful on this very day of the naked god-child shooting arrows through our 4th [...]

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Beckham: UK Major Who Steals Women’s Underwear ‘Sad Tosser’

February 6th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Rants, The Beckhams, Uncategorized, Weird

Mayor who stole women’s underwear jailed
A mayor who got his ‘’sexual kicks” by sneaking into bedrooms to steal women’s underwear has been jailed for two years after he was caught out by a secret camera.

Ian Stafford, the ex-mayor of a Lancashire village, was jailed for two years Photo: [...]

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WISHING YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

December 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Tom Cruise – Scientologist (level V1 Thetan) and Actor
You know, at this festive time of year, it’s very tempting to drink, eat too much and take pills, especially anti-depressants and Aspirin. How to resist the urge to degrade yourself by self-medicating? Well, remember, for a mere $20,000, our special Scientology programmer will be able to [...]

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David Beckham Speaks Out On Healthy Clothing

October 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Arts and Culture, Celebrity, The Beckhams, Uncategorized

Dear Hewdge readers
The H1N1 strain of influenza is in the air. Not to alarm you of course, just our way of saying that it’s a hot topic….erm, not in a fever sense naturally, but in a ‘vaccine is ready’ sense.
Yes, everyone is talking about the newly-tested vaccine…should they or shouldn’t they take it? A big [...]

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Swami Baba Gives Advice On How To Curb Commuter Gropers

September 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · Rants, Religion, Uncategorized, Weird

The latest article posted by Hewdge, about commuter gropers on Tokyo’s subway system, has prompted a piece of advice by Swami Baba Ramdev, an Indian guru who believes that all ailments, including acne and ‘gayness’ can be cured by Pranayama Yoga.
In Tokyo, being groped on the subway has become such a problem for young women, [...]

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Japanese Crack Down On Commuter Gropers

September 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized, Weird

Undercover operation to target nine railway lines
Justin McCurry www. guardian.co.uk,

The introduction of female-only carriages has failed to end Tokyo’s chikan menace. Photograph: Yoshikazu Tsuno/AFP/Getty Images
It is one of the safest cities in the world, but for teenage girls and young women, travelling on Tokyo’s vast train and subway system comes with the ever-present risk of [...]

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Cardinal Defends Italian Prime Minister’s Decision To Sue Call Girl

September 12th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Opinion, Religion, Uncategorized, politics

Dear Readers
Hewdge is sometimes the only true sanctuary that a person of consequence might flee to when avoiding the savage glare of the international media spotlight. In the case of Italy’s prime minister, Sylvio Berlusconi, who has been accused of sleeping with prostitutes and even of being a sex addict, the Italian press has rendered [...]

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Guru Behind Scottish Yoga Centre Receives Letter From Indignant Tom Cruise

September 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Celebrity, Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Hewdge, as usual, has been swamped with letters concerning  our latest article about controversial Indian guru, Swami Baba Ramdev, who plans to open a yoga centre on the remote Scottish island of Little Cumbrae. The hirsute swami claims that, among other things, Pranayama Yoga can cure acne, Alzheimer’s and..um..being gay. Click here to read the [...]

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Atheists Offer To Care For Christians’ Pets After The Rapture

August 29th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Religion, Uncategorized

By Matthew Moore www.telegraph.co.uk
It’s a question that all animal-loving Christian evangelicals must address: who will look after their pets on Earth when the Rapture comes and they are taken up to heaven?
Belief in the Rapture is widespread among US Christians Photo: REUTERS
Now a group of atheists in the US have come up with a tongue-in-cheek [...]

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