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Guru Behind Scottish Yoga Centre Receives Letter From Indignant Tom Cruise

September 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Celebrity, Rants, Religion, Uncategorized

Hewdge, as usual, has been swamped with letters concerning  our latest article about controversial Indian guru, Swami Baba Ramdev, who plans to open a yoga centre on the remote Scottish island of Little Cumbrae. The hirsute swami claims that, among other things, Pranayama Yoga can cure acne, Alzheimer’s and..um..being gay. Click here to read the [...]

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Atheists Offer To Care For Christians’ Pets After The Rapture

August 29th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Religion, Uncategorized

By Matthew Moore www.telegraph.co.uk
It’s a question that all animal-loving Christian evangelicals must address: who will look after their pets on Earth when the Rapture comes and they are taken up to heaven?
Belief in the Rapture is widespread among US Christians Photo: REUTERS
Now a group of atheists in the US have come up with a tongue-in-cheek [...]

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Why Do Some Brits Fail In America? Posh Responds

August 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Celebrity, The Beckhams, Uncategorized

Victoria Beckham, wife, mother and controlled eater, responds to critics’ claims that some Brits are failing in America (see previous article below)

Why do some Brits fail in America? Well, I don’t  fink they do fail. Jus cos my David ‘as been ‘aving an ‘ard time in LA lately, it don’t mean that we’re failures. Jus [...]

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Why Do So Many Brits Fail In America?

August 25th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Uncategorized

After Clashes With His US Fans, Is The Odyssey Of David Beckham Bound To End In Jeers?

David Beckham planned to crack America. Two years after his triumphal arrival in Los Angeles, however, the suspicion is that it might be America that’s cracking him. By Luke Leitch via www.timesonline.co.uk

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Foul Language Prompts Letter From The Editor

August 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Uncategorized

We admit we have a Hewdge problem with foul language. As a reputable source of news and information, Hewdge has a responsibility towards its readers for the site’s content. Since we published Helga Hewston’s memorable Beirut interview with hip-hop artist Snoop Dogg (see interview below), we have been inundated with complaints over the foul [...]

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Snoop Dogg On Life, Love And Lebanon

August 21st, 2009 · 6 Comments · Arts and Culture, Celebrity, Uncategorized

Snoop Dogg, America’s favourite hip-hop superstar, award-nominated rapper, record producer and actor, is in Lebanon for his debut concert at the Forum de Beyrouth.
Snoop Dogg, who grew up in a tough Californian neighbourhood, or ‘hood’, is known for his bad-boy lyrics or ‘gangsta’ rap. He also popularized the slang term and catch phrase suffix [...]

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Times They Are A’Changing For Bob Dylan

August 15th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Uncategorized

Via Associated Press
Rock legend Bob Dylan was treated like a complete unknown by police in a New Jersey shore community when a resident called to report someone wandering around the neighborhood.

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Paris Hilton Unhappy With Posh Choice for Idol

August 12th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Uncategorized

Victoria Beckham a  “bit of gristle” according to Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, entrepreneur and rich little rich girl, has been publicly critical of the decision to allow Victoria Beckham to stand in as one of American Idol’s judges.
Miss Hilton, who has a limited experience of the music business, but who produced her first album, Paris, [...]

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Posh Spice To Be Guest Judge On Idol

August 8th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Uncategorized

via pa.press.net

Victoria Beckham is to appear as a judge on American Idol.
The Spice Girl turned fashion designer has agreed to make a “one off appearance” on the show, her publicist confirmed.

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David Beckham Talks About Victoria & American Idol

August 8th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Uncategorized

“‘Allo to me fans out there! An’ a special big “allo” to Hewdge readers….Just a quick update to let you know ‘ow me famlee is doing. I ‘ave to say I’m well excited, cos me wife, Victoria is gonna be a judge on American Idol. I can’t tell you ‘ow ‘appy that is gonna make [...]

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