Paris Hilton Unhappy With Posh Choice for Idol

poshAP_450x300Victoria Beckham a  “bit of gristle” according to Paris Hilton

Posh and Paris

Posh and Paris

Paris Hilton, entrepreneur and rich little rich girl, has been publicly critical of the decision to allow Victoria Beckham to stand in as one of American Idol’s judges.

Miss Hilton, who has a limited experience of the music business, but who produced her first album, Paris, in 2006, is alleged to have been “weirded out” that Posh Spice was considered Continue reading

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David Beckham Talks About Victoria & American Idol

“‘Allo to me fans out there! An’ a special big “allo” to Hewdge readers….Just a quick update to let you know ‘ow me famlee is doing. I ‘ave to say I’m well excited, cos me wife, Victoria is gonna be a judge on American Idol. I can’t tell you ‘ow ‘appy that is gonna make ‘er, cos she luvs to sing – in the barf or wiv them Spice Girls – it don’t matter. That woman is a nat’ral born singer. An’ she loves to judge. In fact I would ‘ave to say my missus is nuffink if not judgemental. I know all ‘em Americans are gonna miss that rambling Paula Abdul, but wiv no word of a lie, she does like to flap ‘er arms around an’ say  crackpot fings to ‘er fave’rit singers like: “Oh, Wow! Gee Whizz!, Oh Golly!” when they was shit. You ‘ave to wonder if she’s on sumfink, right?. My Victoria is nuffink like that – she will give ‘em the gut honest troof as only she can give it, an’ let’s face it, she can make that Simon bloke look like a mincing queen when she gets goin’. Them Yanks are gonna luv ‘er….or should I say, Idolize ‘er..”  David B

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Astronauts Wanted – No Bad Breath

Nie Haisheng boarding a Chinese rocket in 2005

Those to follow Nie Haisheng into space must have impeccable dental hygiene

Would-be astronauts competing for China’s next space programme must comply with 100 rules – excluding those with bad breath or a runny nose.

The list, intended to recruit “super human beings”, also prohibits those with body odours, tooth cavities or scars which may “burst open” in space. Continue reading

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American-Dutch Gay Couples Wed in Amsterdam

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Scot Baron of the U.S. left,and his dutch partner Pilo Pilkes, right, are seen after a wedding ceremony on a boat at the Gay Pride canal parade in Amsterdam, Netherlands, Saturday, Aug. 1, 2009. The mayor of Amsterdam officiated over the weddings of five American-Dutch gay, lesbian and transgender couples on a boat during the city’s Gay Pride festival on Saturday, throwing down the gauntlet for the United States to legalize gay marriage. (AP Photo/Bas Czerwinski)
Via Toby Sterling Associated Press Writer / August 1, 2009 Continue reading
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Drag Queen Olympics In Amsterdam

Via dragqueenolympics.nl

06Yes it is now official – the Amsterdam Drag Queen Olympics have moved to summer! After 5 years of being held on 29th April, the games have now moved to 31st July 2009, on the eve of Gay Pride.

Miss Jennifer Hopelezz, who has been responsible for bringing the Games to Amsterdam explains: “ The weather last year reeked havoc on the girls’ hair, make-up and frocks, and we simply can’t afford to run that risk again Continue reading

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Food Dye May Ease Spinal Injury

Rat treated with food dye for spinal injury

The rats developed a blue tinge after treatment

A dye similar to that used in sweets may potentially minimise the severity of spinal cord injuries.

A cascade of molecular changes triggered in the hours following an initial injury can cause further severe damage to the spinal cord.

But US researchers found this can be halted by using a dye known as Brilliant Blue G (BBG).

However, rats given the treatment in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences study turned blue

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Bad Boy Bruno Bothers Brigade

By DAVID BROWN via Huffington Post

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ABU BOO-BOO: Sacha Baron Cohen, wielding a Chanel “weapon” at the “Bruno” premiere, stepped up real-life security after an interview in the film with Palestinian militant Ayman Abu Aita sent his group into a rage.

Sacha Baron Cohen has stepped up his security after being threatened by a terrorist organization that is angered at its portrayal in the film “Bruno.”

The al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades, a coalition of Palestinian militias in the West Bank, said it was “very upset” that it was featured in the movie, starring Baron Cohen’s homosexual fashionista alter ego Continue reading

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Gay Penguin Dumps Long-Time ‘Partner’

Sunday July 19, 2009, via Sky News

A much-feted six-year gay relationship between two male penguins at a zoo is over – after one dumped the other for a widowed female called Linda.

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Harry has p-p-p-picked up another penguin in the shape of desirable widow Linda

Harry has left Pepper for another “more attractive” bird at San Francisco Zoo – sparking outrage across the blogosphere.

The story has been picked up by many of the leading American newspapers including the Los Angeles Times.

Bloggers have been quick to accuse Linda of being a “home wrecker” who “lives for her own happiness, no matter who gets hurt.” Continue reading

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